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7th Grade:
1st – Jaden Kay
2nd – Kayden Wonacott
3rd –Leah Jensen
8th Grade:
1st – Kacie Rosales
2nd – Alyx Scheetz
3rd –Brock Davis
9th Grade:
1st – Gabriel Kenison
2nd – Colby Davis
3rd –Racquel Whatcott
Teachers:
1st – Mr. Lawrence
2nd – Miss Dannelly
3rd –Mr. Thacker
Christmas with zombies
With presents inside humans
“Thanks for the brains, Mom”
You can’t run, nor hide
They will eat you up inside
You can only pray.
Zombies are limb thieves
They take the limb that they please
Unless it’s from trees
Zombies eat all brains.
Except for maybe Richard’s
It seems he has none.
Under the hard ground
Where we stand the cold dead sleep,
Or do they really…?
Zombies don’t like lead.
Pump them full of lead; they’re dead.
Pop a shell and shoot.
When fleeing the dead,
Friends of wider girth tend to
Be of greater worth.
Very smart zombie
Seeks not brains but good knowledge,
Knowledge in your brains
Screams heard in the fog
You hold your breath to listen
Footsteps come your way
Just dined on a brain
She was a smart brain surgeon
Now, I am licensed
The undead will rise
But not from the rotten grave,
From the smart phone screen.
A zombie’s breakfast
Does not say “Snap! Crackle! Pop!”
It says, “Aaaah! My brain!”